December 18, 2004

From Znet: The Wrath of the Jews

I'm in the living room of a family friend. The subject changes from yoga to Israel-Palestine, and I tell her that I think Americans need to change their foreign policy towards Israel. She says, "in what way, so that the Arabs will throw the Jews into the sea?" It takes four minutes of back and forth for the conversation to degenerate. She finally says, "Look, what I have to say isn't pretty, but I'm not afraid. I'm going to say it anyways. The Palestinians are nothing but vermin. They make trouble in every country they live in. Even the other Arab countries don't want them." I take a deep breath. Then I realize, I've heard that sentence, only with "Jews" instead of "Palestinians." "Jews are vermin. They make trouble in every country they live in." I've heard that before. And it's breaking my heart that it's coming out of her mouth.

And

Americans are listening to the story that they are being sold, one that serves the interests of a militant US foreign policy towards Israel. And that story isn't my story, and it isn't my family's story, or my family's friend's story. In my story, there is no moral to the story of the annihilation of six million Jews and the millions of Roma, Poles, homosexuals, disabled, and others who perished. Our story isn't one with the happy endings of Hollywood Holocaust blockbusters, where we all end up in Israel. The history of the Holocaust in my family isn't over yet. As a grandchild of four Holocaust survivors, I am still living that history. Even though the Holocaust or my family's experience of anti-Semitism was hardly mentioned, I grew up in a house with the ghosts of my murdered family, with parents and grandparents who lived in absolute fear.

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I copy-paisted this article from realart.blogspot.com, he copied it from Znet.

November 23, 2004

Details from Roger & Me

Here's the story:
General Motors planned to close eleven old factories in the U.S. and open eleven new ones in Mexico where they would pay their employees $0.07 an hour. As the lay-offs began, Michael Moore set out to convince Roger Smith, GM's chairman, to spend a day with him in Flint, MI, a town whose main job source was GM, and meet the people who were losing their jobs. As Mike did this, his camera was rolling, filming his first documentary, Roger & Me.

Flint, Michigan was not only Michael Moore's birthplace, but General Motors' as well, and they were closing their old factories, putting 30,000 people out of work. Since the primary employer in Flint was GM, the downsizing hit Flint hard. Many of its residents were evicted, many of them moved, and it's crime rate became the highest in the nation. In Roger & Me, Mike listen's to the people of Flint (and others) speak about the situation.

One of the most shocking interviews was with Tom Kay, the corporate fat cat who Mike spoke with. He said (this is a loose quote), "If you're proposing, which, obviously you are, that the corporation owes the worker premium to the grade security, I don't think that can be accomplished in the free enterprise system." He also speaks to a woman who was making a living by raising and selling rabbits and training doberman pinchers, along with receiving a small monthly social security check. In this one graphic scene, you watch her kill and skin one of her rabbits as she gives her view of why Flint had become the way it had.

At the end of the film, Mike finally gets to invite Roger Smith to come to Flint. Smith says, "I've been to Flint, I feel sorry for those people, I don't know anything about it...I cannot come to Flint, I'm sorry."

Roger & Me is a must-see film for everyone. Rent it today. If don't rent movies, or "don't want to give Michael Moore any money", find someone who owns it and borrow it. Do the same with Bowling for Columbine and Fahrenheit 9/11.

If you would really like to be able to reasonably criticize Mike's work, you MUST SEE IT first.

Roger & Me

I'm going to break away from my New Progressive Party posts for a second here.

I finally got around to renting Roger & Me, Michael Moore's first film, Sunday night. I watched it, and was not suprised. Once again I was moved by what Mike had found and what he saw.

This film is probably more like Fahrenheit 911 than Bowling For Columbine. In the way that F911 convinces the audience to despise Bush, Roger & Me convinces the audience to dispise corporate America, particularly Roger Smith, chairman of General Motors.

Mike mostly speaks to the people of Flint, Michigan who worked for GM and were laid off when Roger Smith closed many of his American factories and built more in Mexico so he could make a larger profit. One woman that he met was reduced to raising rabbits and selling their meat and selling some as pets. He also follows the local sherrif as he evicts many of the residents.

Throughout the film Mike tries to find Roger so he can speak to him. He goes to the headquarters in Detroit, goes to a few country clubs, even poses as a stockholder and goes to one of their stockholder question/answer meetings and almost gets to ask him one question before they ended the meeting abruptly. He finally gets to speak to him at the GM Christmas Party where he manages to ask a few short questions from a quite annoyed Roger Smith, who is trying to converse with the crowd of party-goers and the local news press.

Mike asks him if he knew about the horrible situation in Flint, Michigan. Keep in mind I've only watched it once so far and I can't really remember what Roger says to him.

IN FACT. COME BACK LATER AND I'LL POST QUOTES FROM ROGER & ME.

October 26, 2004

Ashley Simpson is dumb, and so is her band

I know this is kind of old news by now, but this is my blog and I can post what I want, when I want.

So, Ashley Simpson got caught lip-syncing on Saturday Night Live. Either everyone does it, as I've always figured, or she just really sucks. Even if everyone does do it, she still sucks.

You see, every musical guest on SNL gets to play two songs for the show. Ashley's first song went fine, but on the second one, her stupid band started playing the same song that they had already done! Ashley, who hasn't been performing for very long (she's only famous because of her sister), mouthed the words to the song that they were supposed to be playing while the pre-recorded track was singing the correct words.

HA!

I was pretty sure it has been no big secret that pop stars(such as Brittany Spears) don't sing live anymore because they really don't know how to sing properly and they would lose their voices before one of their million-dollar tours was even halfway finished, but this seems like proof.

When I first heard Ashley Simpson sing on the Late Show(you must keep in mind that I do not listen to mainstream radio), I thought, "What a crappy singer." Now we've seen that she has to lip-sync her own crappy voice! Wow, its a good thing she only got famous because her sister is Jessica Simpson, otherwise this may have been another Milly Vanilly thing.

October 18, 2004

The Third Presidential Debate

I didn't see the second one, but I know it got less ratings than the baseball game, which is really awesome. The third debate was much like the first. This time George did a good job of smiling and standing up straight, while Kerry didn't smile much, but stood up straight also. This debate was about domestic issues, very little on war, which was kind of a breath of fresh air, but this debate was really boring anyway. This race is nothing but "He's bad, he's wrong, here's why he sucks(insert yammering), I don't suck and you can just take my word for it!". I know thats a slight exaggeration, but few would disagree completely.

Here's my Prediction:
Which ever candidate is ahead in the polls in two weeks is the winner.
It doesn't really matter who wins, a douche is a douche is a douche, no matter how you spin it. Since they are both equivalent in their douchebaggedness, voters will vote for whoever their friends and employers tell them to, so candidates should really be focussing on swing states that could go either way.

Why vote Bush? He don't take crap from no one, and he sticks to his guns(even if he's wrong)
Why vote against Bush? He got us into an expensive and unneccessary war and he can't speak proper English on his own.

Why vote Kerry? He's been in a war much like the one Bush has us in, and he can speak proper English on his own.
Why vote against Kerry? He panders horribly(not flip-flops). He panders almost to the point that he does flip-flop, but always with a nice cute little explanation.

Pick Kerry the douche.

October 1, 2004

The First Presidential Debate

I watched the debate on Fox just to see if they would superimpose devil horns on John Kerry's head, but I guess thats hard to do with a live broadcast.

Anyway, now that I've heard the president's reasoning for the war, I still think it sucks. And it seems to me that Bush's supporters only like him because he shares their southern accent and tough guy attitude. I was very glad that Kerry brought up the fact that North Korea and Iran have the same weapons that we accused Iraq of having, and we do nothing to those countries. Bush had a good reason for not wanting to attack North Korea, but he didn't say why we didn't go after Iran like we did Iraq. I doubt he mixed up the countries and started war on the wrong one, but anything seems possible these days. Bush said,"The Enemy attacked us," and Kerry ran with it, reminding us that Iraq did not attack us on 9/11, it was Osama bin Laden, whom we still have not found because of our presence in Iraq.

Bush never used the word "flip flopper", which was really cool of him, but of course he threw in the stuff about Kerry's "mixed messages", a phrase repeated throughout the debate from both candidates. Kerry does a good job deffending himself against flip flop accusals, but I don't think he convinced any Bushies. I agree with Michael Moore's proposal that Kerry should just come right out and say,"Of course I voted for the war! Everyone was on Bush's side back then! And most of us have changed our minds now that we know the truth about the WMD's!", but there's no way he would say something like that, it's too cool for him.

Kerry also attacked the tax cut, basically saying that rich people like Bush and himself don't need such a break. I don't really remember what Bush had to say about his tax cut, I didn't take notes and it was in the very beginning of the hour-and-a-half debate.

I really paid attention to they way these guys talk and act during their speeches (I know it was a debate, but they really did give little speeches to answer the moderator's questions). Kerry never stops talking, he's got a whole lot to say. Bush tends to give little thoughtful pauses that allow the listener to think about what he is saying while he is talking. He may just not know exactly what to say, or maybe he just stalls for time, but I kind of like it. He still pronounces "nuclear" wrong, but thats kind of a trademark. I'd be sad if he actually figured out that he sounds like a freakin' moron.

I made a hilarious realization that I haven't heard talked about yet: Each candidate resembles the animal of their party somewhat. Kerry has the long face of a donkey, and Bush has the big ears of an elephant, how cool is that? I think they are the most animal-like presidential candidates we've ever had. Although Kerry is more of a bassit hound and Bush is more of a chimp, they do a really good job of representing their party's animal. Maybe too good.

September 25, 2004

Saturday Night Live is NOT getting worse

It seems like every time I try to talk to someone about new SNL sketches, they're always like,"Yeah, I don't really watch it anymore, now that Mike Meyers and Adam Sandler and Chris Farley gone,". I understand that there are a lot of really really funny people who are no longer on the show, but I've got to be honest with you, the people who are still on the show are almost MORE funny than any other line up that they've had. Seriously. The writers are writing way better sketches too. Oh, boo hoo, Will Ferril and Tracy Morgan and Chris Katan left, have you seen ANY new sketches since they've left? Really funny stuff, people.


A friend of mine once said,"Well who's on there now?" Guess what, there's still an actor thats been there for eight years. It's Darrell Hammond. That dude is HILARIOUS! They've also got Jeff Richards, another long-time veteran. Lets see who else, Maya Rudolf, Tina Fey, Horatio Sanz, Chris Parnell, Amy Poehler, Rachel Dratch, Seth Meyers. Thats not all. If you've seen SNL in the past three years or so, you may have seen a couple of guys there who you didn't recognize but were really funny (if you didn't think they were funny there is seriously something wrong with you). Their names are Fred Armison and Will Forte. I'm not joking, these guys will be legends someday. Absolutely hilarious comics, these guys. And the two newest featured artists on SNL include KENAN THOMPSON, from Nickelodeon's original line up of "All That", and Finese Mitchell(still getting his feet wet).

You can't just take my word for it, watch the freakin show! You won't be disappointed or un-intertained. SNL is not getting worse. Dare I say it, its funnier now than it ever was. Not even joking guys, just watch it.

September 19, 2004

Stage Presence

by Adam Stanley of The Drafted:

"Allow me to pose you a question: What do you expect to see when you go to a rock show?
I think I know your answer.  Jumpin' spinnin' guitarists right?
Why?
Today I overheard a conversation that briefly discussed the winner of the Harbour's Battle of the Bands, Carmeci. Carmeci was,"All over the stage", said converser number 1. Yeah? SO WHAT?! "What did the MUSIC sound like?" is what I want to know! I didn't hear anyone talk about how awesome Carmeci was, but if they're "All over the stage", then I guess it doesn't matter what they sound like!

Do you see the point I'm trying to make?
Look at the Ramones.
They had the craziest crouds of any band ever. Did they(Ramones) spin around and run and all this other flashy crap that everyone's impressed by? NO! Did they're crowd still enjoy it? GOD YES!
Here's another example: WEEZER.
Rivers Cuomo  never moves AT ALL while he's playing on stage. Neither do the rest of them. Virtually NO MOVEMENT WHATSOEVER ONSTAGE. Now look at the crowd. EVERYONE IS HAVING THE BEST TIME OF THEY'RE ENTIRE LIVES!
You do not need ANY stage presence onstage to have a fun show. If you appreciate music at all you know that. So why were the bands who competed at the Battle graded for stage presence? Because if all they judged was originality- you know, the only thing that really matters- that stupid punk band would have won, whats they're name? "I can't remember 'cause they didn't dazzle me with they're dances!" says THE WHOLE WORLD!
We [The Drafted] would have won."

I don't totally agree that they would have won, but I AM sick and tired of people being so impressed by bands that jump around and stuff while sounding like crap. When did the music die?

September 18, 2004

Score one for the band nerds

Hey, guess who's Homecoming Queen at Ross S. Sterling Highschool. I'll give you a hint, she's NOT a prep. Holy crap! She's not a prep? How could that be? I dunno, all I know is that it is Katherine Adams, a trombone player in the band at Sterling. There was also a flute player who may have won Junior Dutchess. But just getting crowned wasn't the only thing Katherine did, I heard she wore her MARCHING UNIFORM during the ceremony. How awesome is that?

It's times like these that seem to hint that society may be on the firge intellect, but I'm not convinced.

Congrat's Katherine!

Dover Drive

So there was this band that played at the Harbour tonight called Dover Drive.
Dover Drive=very good. Very good indeed. I could do without the hard-core style screams they do sometimes, but generally their vocals are very good. Although some may classify it as emo vocals, there's something about it that I can tolerate. They've got a great style that doesn't sound too formulaic[form-yoo-lay-ik], like many local bands you'll hear these days. I love their break downs and riffs, they're so tru!

This band simply rocks.

September 12, 2004

More on a bogus war

Like I was saying yesterday, you can't start a war against terrorism. My last statement was,"Maybe the U.S. wouldn't be a terrorist target if we gave something back to the world instead of taking so much[from it]."


Here's an idea that I found from, you guessed it, my favorite writer Michael Moore: Promise that within five years that the U.S. will give everyone in the world a clean drink of water(if they don't already have access to clean water). Then actually do it. This makes the U.S. a more caring country and less of a bully, thus creating little reason to want to kill its people in attacks like that of September 11th.


The cinics out there will say thats impossible. I ask,"Why not?". We're the richest country and largest consumer (and poluter) in the world. We could easily give people all around the world, who don't have one, a clean drink of water. It would be so simple. Ask water bottling companies to donate some water to the Give 'em a Friggin Drink Foundation, and they can brag about it all they want for publicity! It works out for everyone. Sure the price for bottled water would go up(more reason for the companies to do it) in the U.S., but as if that wasn't going to happen anyway, right? Plus, we could all feel alot safer knowing the world doesn't hate us so much.


Helping people.....What a concept!

September 11, 2004

Well it's 9/11, I suppose I should say something about it

Wow, has it been three years already? Yes it has, because 2004 minus 2001 equals three, and today is 9/11. That was a joke by the way. Is it still evil to say something about 9/11 if its not sad? Oh well, who cares? No one reads this blog anyway.


Did you know that a satellite can read a license plate number from outer space? I know you know that Osama bin Laden has not yet been captured. Why not? Here's your answer,"We don't know the territory dumb ass! There are millions of caves in Afghanistan and Palistine, or where ever he is!". Here's my responses to that,"Maybe he's in Saudi Arabia with his family who funds him. Three million dollars if I'm not mistaken."


Thats correct, by the way. No really, it is. Osama bin Laden has assets to at least three million dollars. The head lines said the trade center was attacked by terrorists. As my favorite writer, Michael Moore, points out,"Why didn't the head lines say 'Trade Center Attacked by Millionaire'?" That would have been just as acurate. Maybe instead of the War on Terror it should be the War on Millionaires. That just wouldn't seem to make sense would it? A war on millionaires? There are always going to be millionaires! How can you start a war against them? Guess what, there are always going to be terrorists. How could we start an entire "War on Terrorism"? Some people say,"You have to fight fire with fire!". Physically and literally, you have to fight fire with water or baking soda or foam from a fire extinguisher. Just ask any FIRE FIGHTER. It works the same way with fire from a gun. Maybe the U.S wouldn't be a terrorist target if we gave something back to the world instead of consuming so much.
More on this later...

My second favorite protest song

REVOLUTION
by Lennon/McArtney
You say you want a Revolution
Well you know
We all want to change the world
You tell me that its evolution
Well you know
We all want to change the world
But when you talk about destruction
Don't you know that you can COUNT ME OUT
Don't you know it's gonna be alright
Alright Alright
You say you got a real solution
Well you know
We'd all love to see the plan
You ask me for a contribution
Well you know
We are doing what we can
But if you want money for people with minds that hate
All I can tell you is brother you HAVE TO WAIT
Don't you know it's gonna be alright
Alright Alright
You say you'll change the constitution
Well you know
We all want to change your head
You tell me it's the institution
Well you know
You better free your mind instead
But if you go carrying pictures of Chairman Mao
You ain't going to make it with anyone anyhow
Don't you know it's gonna be
Alright Alright
My first favorite is "Happines is a Warm Gun" by none other than Lennon/McCartney
(if you don't know who John Lennon and Paul McCartney was/is, I'll first tell you how sorry I am for you and second, that they're from the Beatles)

September 8, 2004

Day in the Life of Joe-Average Republican

by John Gray
Joe gets up at 6:00am to prepare his morning coffee. He fills his pot full of good clean drinking water because some liberal fought for minimum water quality standards. He takes his daily medication with his first swallow of coffee. His medications are safe to take because some liberal fought to insure their safety and work as advertised.
All but $10.00 of his medications are paid for by his employers medical plan because some liberal union workers fought their employers for paid medical insurance, now Joe gets it too. He prepares his morning breakfast, bacon and eggs this day. Joe’s bacon is safe to eat because some liberal fought for laws to regulate the meat packing industry.
Joe takes his morning shower reaching for his shampoo; His bottle is properly labeled with every ingredient and the amount of its contents because some liberal fought for his right to know what he was putting on his body and how much it contained. Joe dresses, walks outside and takes a deep breath. The air he breathes is clean because some tree hugging liberal fought for laws to stop industries from polluting our air. He walks to the subway station for his government subsidized ride to work; it saves him considerable money in parking and transportation fees. You see, some liberal fought for affordable public transportation, which gives everyone the opportunity to be a contributor.
Joe begins his work day; he has a good job with excellent pay, medicals benefits, retirement, paid holidays and vacation because some liberal union members fought and died for these working standards. Joe’s employer pays these standards because Joe’s employer doesn’t want his employees to call the union. If Joe is hurt on the job or becomes unemployed he’ll get a worker compensation or unemployment check because some liberal didn’t think he should lose his home because of his temporary misfortune.
Its noon time, Joe needs to make a Bank Deposit so he can pay some bills. Joe’s deposit is federally insured by the FSLIC because some liberal wanted to protect Joe’s money from unscrupulous bankers who ruined the banking system before the depression.
Joe has to pay his Fannie Mae underwritten Mortgage and his below market federal student loan because some stupid liberal decided that Joe and the government would be better off if he was educated and earned more money over his life-time.
Joe is home from work, he plans to visit his father this evening at his farm home in the country. He gets in his car for the drive to dads; his car is among the safest in the world because some liberal fought for car safety standards. He arrives at his boyhood home. He was the third generation to live in the house financed by Farmers Home Administration because bankers didn’t want to make rural loans. The house didn’t have electric until some big government liberal stuck his nose where it didn’t belong and demanded rural electrification. (Those rural Republican’s would still be sitting in the dark)
He is happy to see his dad who is now retired. His dad lives on Social Security and his union pension because some liberal made sure he could take care of himself so Joe wouldn’t have to. After his visit with dad he gets back in his car for the ride home.
He turns on a radio talk show, the host’s keeps saying that liberals are bad and conservatives are good. (He doesn’t tell Joe that his beloved Republicans have fought against every protection and benefit Joe enjoys throughout his day) Joe agrees, “We don’t need those big government liberals ruining our lives; after all, I’m a self made man who believes everyone should take care of themselves, just like I have”.

September 4, 2004

More on the GOP Convention

One other funny thing I saw from the crowd was one of the chants they came up with. It's not the chant itself, which is "Four more years!" repeatedly. Its what they do while they say it. They've got their right arm extended upward holding up four fingers, they look like they're hailing Hitler! Their fingers are spred, so its not exactly the same, but its very similar. I'm not saying Republicans are Nazis, I just thought it looked funny. It was just so derivative of the clips you see from the rallies Hitler held in those big stadiums, I thought it was worth mentioning, just for laughs.

War over Education

So I was watching the Republican Convention on PBS the other night. I watched Cheney give his speech. Huge crowd. Lots of cowboy hats. Anyway, at one point he mentioned "Bush" and "education" in the same sentence for some reason and I noticed that the crowd's response was not nearly as big as when he talked about how we caught Saddam Hussein. What does this suggest about Republicans? Maybe their official color is red because they are blood-thirsty. Maybe their just gun nuts, which is fine with me, but shouldn't education still be an important subject even if this is a time of war? Maybe the only people at the convention were a bunch of rich oil guys with no kids who could care less about America's youth. Do we really want their candidate to win? Well, from the looks of it, it wasn't just a bunch of rich (white) oil guys. There were some ignorant parents with their kids too. But the fact still remains, War got a much more enthusiastic response than Education at the GOP Convention.

I guess my point is, maybe having a president who represents highly violent-natured people is a bad idea. (This would be a good time to mention that I don't endorce Kerry but I would prefer him to win since he's the only shot we've got to get rid of George of Arabia.)

August 29, 2004

Blue Collar TV

One question comes to mind when I see pre-views for this show: What has society come to?
Its bad enough that I have to hear all these people repeating the same racist Larry the Cable Guy jokes over and over, now I come home, turn on the TV and I see Jeff Foxworthy running around his living room screaming "Where's the remote!!!!!!!!!" for FIFTEEN MINUTES. Come on people, these guys are NOT FUNNY. I've never met anyone who hates blue collar comedy as much as I do.

August 28, 2004

Baytown Sucks

Well, duh, right? Thats what everyone says, but do they know why? It's because of the hard-core conservitives who think they know everything that sucks. I'm just gonna get right to it with this first post, I heard some teenagers talking about how great Bush is the other day, one of them said something along the lines of,"Democrats want to take 'under God' out of the pledge of allegience", to which his friend replied,"Go Bush," to which another friend replied,"I love Bush." See what I mean? They're nice people but they're sadly misinformed and brainwashed and I'm setting out to fix that with this blog. Tell everyone you know who is in to politics to visit this site, especially if they don't agree with me. I've got a habbit of actually using logic so those conservatives should have a hard time proving they're point to me, bring 'em on.