Stuff that happened while I was gone

Gerlands is now Food Town.
Why? Whats the difference? Whats the point? This is gonna be one of those things where all the locals still call it by the old name for 20 years.

They bumped up the speed limit on Crosby-Lynchburg.
Mmmm, 30 to 35. Like my dad said, "Now everyone can go 70 instead of 65".

They launched the space shuttle.
Big woopty freaking doo. What is the point of space travel? Face it, getting water from Mars is a stupid idea and its quite pathetic that we think we have to consider doing it. Lets use all this NASA money to improve our own environment, not use other planets as tools for our survival. I hate NASA.

Something else happened too.
I just can't remember what it was.